Not even Cthulu can stop me from picking up trash.

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Not even Cthulu can stop me from picking up trash.

Not even Cthulu can stop me from picking up trash.

Author: Aswanzaan

Categories: fantasy (fiction)

Statuses: Updating

This ancient god is listless, he should be suffering from heatstroke, I'm going to remove His spinal bones and mount them on my battery car; this old heart can still be used if you wash it, put Him in a thermos cup; why do these Cthulhu have so many eyes? Is it okay to gouge out a pair of your eyes? That Outlander Pillar chap, yes, that's you, your paw stepped on the floor of my house, since you don't want the paw then give it to me!

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